REDDIT: I have a theory that you’re a clone of David Bowie created right around the Modern Love era so that he could continue being a musician as well as star in more movies.
TILDA: The laboratory gave me strict instructions to issue no comment (x)
The booty in the season 1-2~ish opening credits
emma when she was giving head for wristbands and hazel when she pretended to be jamaican
Manny when she got drunk and took her top off on camera :/marco but before he became full blown gay when he was just the nigga who won the dance contest and walked off with the 2 girls
jimmy when he was michael jackson and his pants ripped
JT when he had a Kittie poster hanging in his bedroom and Liberty because I am a B-plot character and unjustifiably slept on
The entirety of Hell Hath No Fury performing “Mr. Nice Guy” in t-shirts with Craig’s head on fire
Ellie, when she was super goth and hated everyone.
Scott Woods (via theblackamericanprincess)
Sociology, University of Chicago