You know how sometimes someone can be in a bad...
and then you give them a handjob and they’re back to their sweet, normal selves?
Despite my dinner of french fries and doughnuts, right now I want pizza and froyo.
gertymactacular replied to your post: OH MY GOD MEAD IS DELICIOUS. I once drank so much mead I woke up on the floor of a public bathroom with no recollection of how I got there. TRUE STORY. you have the best drunk stories and I love you for it. NEVER STOP.
I just ended up with a piece of cork in my mouth.
OH MY GOD
Mead is like honey-scented Manischewitz. Ewwww. I might still drink it.
chockfullofhoot replied to your post: I just had an awesome dinner with gertymac (i.e. french fries and a doughnut and WAHN) MEAD! Mead it is! (it is also the smaller bottle - you chose wisely.)
I just had an awesome dinner with gertymac (i.e....
and have reached home slightly tipsy. I want to continue the drinkytimes but have to choose between sake and mead. HALP! please tell me which would be the least repellent.
Sakurai Rina: Sakurina's translated blog entry ! →
As of the topic. Some formspringer asked me about if Sakurina is quitting or not. So it made me remember that I should post the translated entry of her blog where she mentioned about quitting, her painful past and her ambitions. Thank you formspringer ! U reminded me of something important. So… THE ENTRY : Good evening. This is Sakurina. Today I will tell you what I am...
warblerinthetardis-deactivated2 asked: omg I love keeping up appearances as well hahaha ;)
my bunnies are in a 69 position, licking each...
i wish i could take a picture, but i know they’ll stop as soon as i move.
I got called today for a Gallup poll and had to...
Is it pathetic that I’m sad I didn’t get polled? It might never happen again! And everyone knows that a statistical aggregation which includes my opinion is much better than one without.
I ended up making cupcakes
This is the coda to the Whole Food Optimizer post. I always have had this idea that if you make something from scratch you should be able to indulge in it, versus eating processed junk, which you should resist. I think this would be a good idea for most people, but for people like me, who compulsively bake late at night and will make a batch of simple cupcakes in 20 minutes at the drop of a hat,...
The Berry flavor of "Vega Whole Food Optimizer" is...
But that isn’t saying much.
hold on hope: Have you read more than 6 of these... →
chockfullofhoot: geekgirlsmash: captainlrg: Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible (old and new testament) 7 Wuthering...
I ordered a couple of things online, but I forgot to change my default address because it was from sites that I don’t use often. Now all my lovely packages are going to my old address and will probably take a year and a day to get returned. Hmm, I still have my old electronic key fob, so maybe I can go by and sneak in and see if they’re still in the mail room.
The Corruption Test →
gertymactacular: boehnertroll: savannahstreethassle: supersoygrrrl: pdotq: farriswheels: puffintalk: pawtism: canni8al: phreash: i-am-bear: bunnyc0re: robsrebellion: katelaura: thetalkinghat: erinaceousmeso: musicintuition: …7! Damn I feel like a child… 8 damn i got more than a collage student this is awkward Six~ Um, is this thing on right? *adjusts...
Reblog if you'd vote for Ru Paul over voting for...
stfuconservatives: gasptambourines: who wouldn’t? Honestly, I’d vote for Ru Paul over just about anyone else.
Watch this man →
A great takedown of Niall Ferguson’s latest and the idea of Western superiority within the field of history in general.
Exam period turns me into a total compulsive shopper. I still have one exam left and I’ve already bought clothes AND makeup AND shoes. I have no self-control.
Holy shit! Gertymac's on Tumblr!: Goody Creates... →
lorettalove: bostonbrunette: meredithbklyn: missjacobi: beccaannabell: birchbox: Photo: style.com If you’re like us, you never leave home without snapping a hair tie onto your wrist. So when we discovered these classy, hardware bedecked elastics by … These look great, but I am constantly losing my hair ties so it doesn’t seem like it would be worth it to buy nice...
With Eager Feet: Keeping up Appearances Drinking... →
witheagerfeet: I might just be doing this RIGHT NOW. Steve—- we have to play this when I come home. I am a genius. Keeping Up Appearances Drinking Game Each time Hyacinth answers the phone and it’s Violet. Every time Elizabeth breaks something. Every time someone ducks to avoid Hyacinth This is an awesome idea, but you would get WAY TOO DRUNK in 25 minutes. Nevertheless, I wish I...
I can’t believe there are so many Hyacinth Bucket fans - I just looked at the keeping up appearances tag and am so glad to learn there are tons of dorks out there like me. I would like to have a candlelight supper with you all. I might even pull out the Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles. Or perhaps you would prefer a waterside supper with riparian entertainments?
rodmanstreet, girl genius: Reblog and add your #1... →
rodmanstreet: likeproust: I’m just curious what you guys love. I have a few favorites but I’m always wishing I had ten tins of this: I don’t care what people say - the closer a balm is to Vaseline, the better it works. Aveeno Ultra-Calming Daily Moisturizer. My skin did a complete 180 once I… Kat Von D Tattoo Liner. The BEST waterproof liquid eyeliner ever with an applicator...
Watching and old episode of Masterpiece Mystery
Orlando Bloom was just as awful of an actor back then.
Before and After Photoshop →
Some pictures of celebrities/models before and after photoshop. I like that they included one of a plus-sized model. I hate the way images of plus sized models are often manipulated to show us the same exact body type and shape as regular models, just slightly bigger - in the before picture you can see more of her real shape.