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March 2011

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Feb 28, 2011-1 notes

February 2011

33 posts

No Minorities Allowed: Texas Group Launches Scholarship For White Males Only → thinkprogress.org

My question is, how do you prove your whiteness for these purposes anyway? Anyone who is not an idiot knows that race is a social construct, not something that’s objectively observable. Any evaluation about “whiteness” is necessarily going to be purely arbitrary, therefore racist. 

Feb 28, 20110 notes
Just wanted to give you a heads up about what I'm wearing/what I look like so you'll recognize me at the Federal. I'm dressed all in black and white today: black slacks, black and white horizontal stripped shirt, and a black wrap. It's monochromatic day in my world. I can't remember if you told me your real name or not, but if not I'll just yell "Magnetic Crotch!" across the bar until I find you. Mine is Gerty for reals.

Hah, good idea. I’m wearing a navy hoodie cardigan and gray pants. Also my name is Lekha, but it would be pretty damn awesome to be called Magnetic Crotch IRL. 

Feb 28, 20111 note
It's 80 degrees outside and my new headband looks fly

I hope it doesn’t rain.

Feb 28, 2011-1 notes
Feb 28, 2011395 notes
Apparently there is no such thing as a reasonably timed flight from RDU to SF.

So long, supposedly almost free trip to Berkeley. I will not suffer a red-eye with a 3 hour layover in JFK for you. 

Also, having to submit a ton of forms and wait 8 weeks for a reimbursement that only covers half of the flight price is just insulting. Much like your laughable stipend, which would enable me to possibly rent out a nice hole in the ground on the outskirts of Oakland. 

</supremely privileged rant>

Feb 27, 20110 notes
Victorian Manners! → mccord-museum.qc.ca

A game that tests your knowledge of Victorian etiquette in different situations. 

Feb 26, 20110 notes
Things I Learned In Culinary School Today: I wish I shared my birthday with some one cool → tilicst.tumblr.com

rodmanstreet:

rosemarysbabyjane:

nerdling:

alittlebitofwhat:

boehnertroll:

ushankasareradical:

rebelwithamission:

laydownstaydown:

my-serpentine:

livinginayellowsubmarine:

r-r-r-ringo:

I share mine with MC Hammer.

|:

I share mine with Tina Turner :’)

I share my birthday with me. WIN.

I share mine with Freddie Mercury

u jelly?

…

I share my birthday with Aaron Carter.

I wish I were kidding.

But Tom Waits and Emily Browning make up for it, though. :)

Tom Petty, Viggo Mortenson, Bela Lugosi and Snoop Dogg.

I was born the exact same day as Topher Grace and Michelle Rodriguez.  And then there’s Bill Cosby.

Fabio, Judd Hirsch and Dee Snyder. I got all the big names.

Franz Kafka, Tom Cruise, and Samuel de Champlain. Jelliz?

Johnny Appleseed, T.S. Eliot, and Christina Milian

Feb 25, 201150 notes
For those of you that watch Justified . . .

Is it wrong that I know find Boyd Crowder kind of hot?

Feb 24, 2011-1 notes
All real N. Carolinians are afraid of the rain

It’s true.

Feb 24, 2011-1 notes
Not going to my next class

1) The prof is not even going to be there.

2) It’s the day we usually work on our research projects and no one actually does anything anyway.

3) It’s raining and the class is a 15 minute walk away.

This is a way stronger case than I usually make to myself when I skip classes. Definitely not going. 

Feb 24, 2011-1 notes
Keebler's Samoa Knockoffs: Coconut Dreams

Close, but no cigar. The appearance is not as pleasing, and the chocolate tastes more fakey. 

Need to seek out some girl scouts for the real thing. 

Feb 23, 20110 notes
DOMA → nytimes.com

mizjenkins:

14kgoldnyc:

REMEMBER ALL—THE LAW IS STILL IN EFFECT; THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL NO LONGER DEFEND THE LAW, BUT THEY WILL NOT OVERTURN IT EITHER.

Politically I think this is probably the best move. For now.

I find myself disappointed with our President and his party at times for not moving the ball forward more aggressively, but I’d say this counts as a first down. There is progress here.  

Again, I agree. I don’t think they could really do much to actually overturn the law. That is up to Congress, or perhaps the judiciary. I suppose that Obama could order the IRS or other agencies not to enforce aspects of the law that they carry out, but that raises the question of what would be done instead. I don’t think he could get away with the agencies failing to enforce this law AND effectively instituting some other policy. Basically we just have to wait until someone with standing brings a good case against DOMA or the Congress regains some sanity (extremely unlikely.)

Feb 23, 201114 notes
DOMA → nytimes.com

14kgoldnyc:

mizjenkins:

14kgoldnyc:

REMEMBER ALL—THE LAW IS STILL IN EFFECT; THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL NO LONGER DEFEND THE LAW, BUT THEY WILL NOT OVERTURN IT EITHER.

Politically I think this is probably the best move. For now.

I find myself disappointed with our President and his party at times for not moving the ball forward more aggressively, but I’d say this counts as a first down. There is progress here.  

 My complaint is simple—he’s spent the last two years actively defending the bill. Almost all the news coverage has been from people pissed that he’s defending something he’s ostensibly against—quietly refraining from defense would have cost him nothing.

So, while I’m pleased with this, anyone who uses this as proof that Obama is pro-queer rights is still gonna get smacked down by me.

I also think that Obama should have told the DOJ not to defend DOMA in the first place. However, the most heinous thing about it was the way that it was defended. The DOJ under Obama didn’t argue for DOMA on the basis of congressional power or precedent, but actually used the kind of arguments NOM makes about the immorality of gay marriage and childrearing. That is what was most despicable about the whole affair to me. Not only did they defend a discriminatory law, but they used their defense as a way to perpetuate the worst kinds of lies and prejudice.  

Feb 23, 201114 notes
Holy shit! Gertymac's on Tumblr!: The things I love... → gertymac.tumblr.com

gertymac:

In order to combat being a cranky bitch, I’ll going to blog a bunch of things I love.

  1. My shower. I’m the first to admit that I’m a bourgeois asshole and my house is way too nice for me to live in. But, my shower, my glorious shower! It’s a stall, tiled floor to ceiling with various shades of tan…

1. My flannel sheets. They are super cozy and one of the main reasons I spend so much time in bed.

2. My bunnies. They are kind of crazy and feral now that they are free range, but nothing makes me as happy as just sitting on the floor and hanging out, observing their cuteness. Or, alternatively, hugging and cuddling them even though I know they don’t like it much. (However, their takeover of the living room is another reason I spend a lot of time in bed.)

3. Metropolitan Triple Cream Brie

4. My soon to be 5 year relationship with my boyfriend/significant other, which has probably made me happier than anything else in my life. 

Feb 23, 201112 notes
Raising Hope

Any show that has Amy Sedaris as a guest star is my kind of show.

Feb 23, 20110 notes
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Feb 23, 2011-1 notes
BPTP has a Ninon L'Enclos perfume

I have been seriously trying to cut back on my perfume habit, because I already have way more than I will ever be able to use up, but … goddamn do I love famous French courtesans. 

Feb 22, 2011-1 notes
Is Cook Out open at 7am?

Because a milkshake would be the best breakfast ever before my flight. 

Feb 18, 2011-1 notes
Whole Foods Pizza, I salute you

I just had a giant (bigger than Sbarro) slice and I have never felt better. 

Feb 17, 2011-1 notes
Anchors Away!

Just did a new manicure with the new China Glaze colors, Sea Spray and Pelican Gray. They are really really lovely - I’m usually not crazy about greys, but these are so light that they look springy and fresh instead of bland and muddy, at least on me (I’m looking at you, Recycle.) 

I really need to catch up to my polish collection. I have so many colors I haven’t used yet: Katy Perry Teenage Dream (which has awesome chunky holo glitter)/Black Shatter, Butter London All Hail McQueen, and some random metallic foils and shades of purple. 

Feb 17, 20110 notes
Feb 17, 2011-1 notes
The 28th it is. I have written it in my dayplanner and it is like gospel now. Ancient legal history sounds really awesome. I graduate in May with my Master's in sociology from NC State and I'm working on a certificate in survey methodology from Chapel Hill. I work full time doing survey research. Are you at Central or Duke? I'm making those assumptions since you're in Durham.

Awesome. I will try to handle the enormous pressure of thinking of a place to go that will show off Durham (and myself) to best advantage. 

Yep, I am at Duke. Sadly, most people wouldn’t consider living here unless it was for work/school. 

What you do sounds pretty cool though - I am always impressed by people who are actually able to work in their field. It’s a rare enough occurrence. 

Feb 17, 2011-1 notes
Hey! Mon or Wed happy hour doesn't work for me next week. What about Thurs? I'm going to see a show at DPAC at 7:30 so we could grab drinks/dinner before hand.

Aw, I actually have class late Tuesdays and Thursdays (until 8pm,) So that won’t work for me - maybe another week?

Feb 17, 2011-1 notes
Random Rain Garden: Reblog with what your parents almost named you. → acaciacatalina.tumblr.com

gertymac:

tomhardysblackbry:

collapsingparadox:

megalin15:

moe-chan-uguuu:

sexyharasho:

-bakyura:

rellers:

Almost named Aubree. Or Jeremy. No joke. My mother could accept me telling her I wanted to label as genderqueer or get a sex change if I said I’d go by Jeremy.

I…

If I were a boy: Mom wanted Jacob and my Dad wanted his name but I would have been a IV.

Since I was a girl, Dad wanted my name to be (NO JOKE)… MORGAINE, as in the Welsh version of Morgan le Fey. Thanks for saving me from that one, Mom.

My parents were big Doctor Who fans and almost named me Nessa after one of the companions. The other option was Akiko, which would be a bit weird since I am not Japanese at all.

Of course, my Indian grandmother thankfully vetoed both of these choices. I did once meet a kid named Adrick though!

Feb 17, 20119,676 notes
It's 6am

and I just finished my thesis draft thingy. Why the fuck do I always do this?

Feb 16, 20110 notes
Green Bay Packers Criticize WI Gov: ‘Right To Negotiate Wages And Benefits’ Is ‘Fundamental’ To Middle Class → thinkprogress.org

This is heartening - An important and established part of that red-blooded American institution, professional football, saying that collective bargaining is “a fundamental underpinning of our middle class.”

Feb 15, 2011-1 notes
Lark Rise to Candleford is over

And it went out with a whimper. Dorcas Lane is going to marry a guy we only met six episodes ago? WTF. Also, Laura’s story was pathetic, considering she’s the narrator, and there was no closure there. And everyone else magically got everything they wanted (Minne and Alf, Alf’s mother, Thomas Brown and Margaret) except Laura’s mom, whose husband is apparently too busy acting in another period drama to come back for the finale. Just way too neat and tidy and BORING. 

I am so disappointed. Every other minute of this series was pretty damn awesome, and this is how it ends?

Feb 15, 20110 notes
Particle accelerator reveals mysterious chemical reaction is destroying Van Gogh paintings → io9.com

gertymac:

nefariousnewt:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the Van Goghs!!! Why couldn’t the Renoirs break down…

This is so sad.

I have 3 framed pieces of art in my living room. One is a Van Gogh print from the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam.

The other two are Star Trek autographs.

I really hope the doctor exists. He could go back in time and get Vincent to change his pigments!

Feb 14, 20117 notes
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Feb 11, 20110 notes
So, groupthink is a dating site now.

Ew.

Feb 03, 2011-1 notes

Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Through the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.

-Andrew Marvell, “To His Coy Mistress”

Feb 02, 2011-1 notes
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