Damn, I want a squareness gun.
I am a smug bean-eater.
So, I tried to make dinner tonight with this frozen hot pot mix I got from the Chinese supermarket.
Oh my god. I don’t know what was wrong with it but it smelled HORRIBLE. Which doesn’t seem possible because the only things in it were tofu, dried mushrooms, and chili flakes. I suppose it might have gone bad.
Anyway, it was DISGUSTING and made the whole house smell. So much so that the bf and I evacuated to Target for air fresheners and a new dinner.
I’m afraid it’s going to be like that episode of Seinfeld, and the smell will never go away and we’ll have to abandon the house to squatters.
I really do not care for babies on TV shows. This is probably because I do not care for babies in general, but babies on TV seem to always bring out a really trite sort of cheap sentimentality that I cannot stand.
Also, WTF is up with Amy suddenly having her own perfume? What a weird-ass way for her to “succeed” without the Doctor. I am also unsure if this implies that she has become some sort of celebrity? Or maybe just found her calling as a perfumier? It kind of just seemed random and stupid to me.
Whatever, I still love this show to death. Bitey was awesome.
Leslie Knope approves.
Why does the climate everywhere here suck all the time?
Does it make me a totally awful and gross person that I kind of want to read The Rogue?
It does? Ok, then.
The bf said he’d make cookies if I put his wool socks on for him (due to the ridiculous cold snap) - then when I tried to his jaggedy-ass toenails stabbed me so hard I am now bleeding. WTF ??????
I just want to go home and eat ice cream. Boo.
It ended up being M&Ms.
Who wants to come over and watch movies and get crunk?
I love Korean dramas.
It totally doesn’t happen that often in real life.
I didn’t do any of the 5 million errands I wanted to do today. Instead I fell asleep. Now the bf is going to come home and give me the “I knew it, you’re so pathetic” face and I’m going to have to keep myself from kicking him in the balls.
I can barely remember those long ago days when I only owned one pair of leggings.