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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A giant, throbbing, magnetic crotch.</description><title>magnetic+crotch</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @magneticcrotch)</generator><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Freddie Lounds is the only smart person on this show.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Freddie Lounds is the only smart person on this show.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51223622374</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51223622374</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:42:26 -0400</pubDate><category>eating vegetarian at Hannibal's table</category><category>she knows you're all crazypants</category></item><item><title>billiethepoet replied to your post: What do you do when the biggest scholar in your&amp;#8230;
KICK...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://billiethepoet.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_54458720586c_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="http://billiethepoet.tumblr.com/"&gt;billiethepoet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51094449889/what-do-you-do-when-the-biggest-scholar-in-your"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51094449889/what-do-you-do-when-the-biggest-scholar-in-your"&gt;What do you do when the biggest scholar in your&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;KICK SOMEONE TO THE CURB.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know, but man I am going to feel like an asshole. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51096301204</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51096301204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:31:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What do you do when the biggest scholar in your area offers to be on your dissertation committee but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What do you do when the biggest scholar in your area offers to be on your dissertation committee but you already have six members?!?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51094449889</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51094449889</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:06:57 -0400</pubDate><category>Ancient Historian Problems</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5b3ba49683efd4b8c8b2a84574a6ddf/tumblr_mmyyag9E7a1r0rfxfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb0a719bb0bbfab57f3263240e5c4ed9/tumblr_mmyyag9E7a1r0rfxfo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51054627111</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51054627111</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:31:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>heysammy:

you can be a fan of a show and point out its flaws
you can enjoy something and still...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heysammy.tumblr.com/post/51036895777/you-can-be-a-fan-of-a-show-and-point-out-its"&gt;heysammy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you can be a fan of a show and point out its flaws&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you can enjoy something and still criticize it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;discussing issues which are necessary to be talked about is as much part of a fandom as anything else and has nothing to do with fighting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the idea of a fandom is that you are more than a passive consumer who accepts things mindlessly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;idealizing things is unhealthy and gives you a skewed view of reality&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2c3d348d5415234a9bb05afec9344137/tumblr_inline_mn6frnUASM1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51052789345</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/51052789345</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:47:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It is such an annoyingly hipster thing to invite people over to your house on the pretense of a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It is such an annoyingly hipster thing to invite people over to your house on the pretense of a cookout and then hold them hostage and make them listen to you play music. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mean, I&amp;#8217;m not saying it&amp;#8217;s awful or anything, but if I really wanted to hear you play I would go to one of your shows, instead of being crammed into your office while you musically masturbate in front of 10 people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/50295898305</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/50295898305</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:53:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mcrouch:

haha shellvetica is right my one true doppleganger...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tbsvGFgI1qgb8k3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcrouch.com/post/50052142557/haha-shellvetica-is-right-my-one-true-doppleganger"&gt;mcrouch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;haha &lt;a href="http://shellvetica.tumblr.com/"&gt;shellvetica&lt;/a&gt; is right my one true doppleganger will always be Alison Fanelli &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG that is so perfect. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/50071868158</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/50071868158</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 01:26:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just bought this on impulse at whole foods and it smells JUST...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbdb7fa4b3a139001fbc557502deddb4/tumblr_mmemarKEAU1qfs3ejo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just bought this on impulse at whole foods and it smells JUST LIKE FROOT LOOPS. Omg I just want to cover myself in it and roll around on the floor in happiness. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49819064010</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49819064010</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 21:18:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Help Kiera with her legal bills – she was expelled and arrested for felony after a harmless science mistake</title><description>&lt;a href="https://www.crowdtilt.com/campaigns/help-keira-with-her-legal-bills-she-was-expelled-and-charged-with-felony-after-a-harmless-science-mistake/description"&gt;Help Kiera with her legal bills – she was expelled and arrested for felony after a harmless science mistake&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deafmuslimpunx.tumblr.com/post/49811615739/help-kiera-with-her-legal-bills-she-was-expelled-and"&gt;deafmuslimpunx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Until Monday morning, Kiera Wilmot was a well-behaved student at Bartow High School in central Florida with good grades and an interest in science. But that morning, she mixed some chemicals together in a small water bottle that caused a tiny explosion. There was a bang and some smoke, but nobody was even close to being hurt. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I remember doing experiments like that in high school. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But Kiera was immediately called to the principal’s office, &lt;em&gt;expelled&lt;/em&gt; from her school, and arrested by the police (accused of an adult felony charge). &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;If she gets convicted, she could even lose voting rights and have lots of trouble finding employment and housing in the future. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m inspired by the people (especially scientists) speaking out on Twitter with solidarity for Kiera. One look at the hashtag #KieraWilmot shows the outpouring of sympathy for what’s happened to her. Curiosity is not a crime, and we shouldn’t be treating it like one!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To help her out, I want to collect some funds for Kiera’s family for the large legal bills that will surely come up as she fights her case in court. &lt;strong&gt;She deserves a top lawyer!&lt;/strong&gt; If we manage to raise any money beyond her legal needs, it should go towards a scholarship fund for her. We need more young American women studying science, and they shouldn’t be afraid of taking chances.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE: &lt;/strong&gt;This campaign has been verified by Crowdtilt, let’s start raising some funds for Kiera!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She is just a kid. Please help out, donate, spread the word and reblog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49816137479</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49816137479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 20:44:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Have to take an exam in a couple of hours.
I&amp;#8217;m too old for this shit.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Have to take an exam in a couple of hours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m too old for this shit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49782382826</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49782382826</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:52:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23be634a6c2bdb55a940487728740ced/tumblr_mhw8c0Bx1o1r2jnbbo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49736535943</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49736535943</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 21:11:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Writing a paper about gendered spaces in Heian Japanese court women&amp;#8217;s memoirs is turning out...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Writing a paper about gendered spaces in Heian Japanese court women&amp;#8217;s memoirs is turning out to be a lot less interesting than it sounds. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49247679583</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49247679583</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:28:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>logotv:

REBLOG if you’re team Jinkx!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4962643272c90bb34eb6cf31c09ecb1/tumblr_mm1ao9GVYm1qlvwnco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://logotv.tumblr.com/post/49227038005/reblog-if-youre-team-jinkx"&gt;logotv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;REBLOG if you’re team Jinkx!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49233874099</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49233874099</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:21:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the one thing i have learned from the following, is that if i fail as an academic, i can always have...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the one thing i have learned from the following, is that if i fail as an academic, i can always have a second career as a charismatic cult-leading serial killer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49226082625</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49226082625</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:49:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My TV Wish: Cosby Show reunion special for Claire &amp; Cliff's 50th wedding anniversary</title><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49198171900</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49198171900</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:06:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>logotv:

REBLOG if you want Jinkx Monsoon to be America’s Next...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac75c609ec6bfacec89ba2f945b1ed0e/tumblr_mlocgsA0C71qlvwnco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://logotv.tumblr.com/post/48661282154/reblog-if-you-want-jinkx-monsoon-to-be-americas"&gt;logotv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;REBLOG if you want Jinkx Monsoon to be America’s Next Drag Superstar!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49037385017</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49037385017</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 17:35:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Apparently some Americans are going to do their own version of Bron/Broen, just like they did with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Apparently some Americans are going to do their own version of Bron/Broen, just like they did with The Killing/Forbrydelsen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good luck with that.  I hate you. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49031347985</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/49031347985</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:11:02 -0400</pubDate><category>why do you have to ruin all the beautiful danish tv?</category></item><item><title>SUPER LONG DAY
It was my last day of TAing for the semester. I handled a complaining student well. I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;SUPER LONG DAY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was my last day of TAing for the semester. I handled a complaining student well. I read the rest of Murasaki&amp;#8217;s Diary. I scheduled my prospectus defense. Refilled my bc scrip (for free - thanks Obama!) Skyped with a committee member, and had drinks and complained with the only two other ancient history people I like. And then I came home to find my credit card number has been stolen  &amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So now I&amp;#8217;m just going to sit my ass on the couch and watch Kitchen Nightmares. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48967091006</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48967091006</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:34:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Hello! I’m doing a giveaway just to give some love back to all...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0d367f0d13adbf83c8e815ec146037a/tumblr_mlv6mzvXA81qar47xo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45272b5351f99b9f68ee618bc6206b97/tumblr_mlv6mzvXA81qar47xo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d28e2259cdab73f36f5d0ee2416741e3/tumblr_mlv6mzvXA81qar47xo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hello! I’m doing a giveaway just to give some love back to all my cutie followers &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Giveaway:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt; Fujifilm White Hello Kitty Instax Mini 25 + 50 film (new)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt; Fujifilm Black Instax 210 + 50 film (new)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guidelines:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Reblog as much as you want, don’t spam your followers (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Likes don’t count&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;(╯°□°)╯︵ &lt;span&gt;sƃolq ʎɐʍɐəʌıƃ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You don’t have to follow me but I’d really appreciate you look at my blog, since it is for my followers&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I will ship internationally&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your ask box has to be open on the end date so I can contact you if you win&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There will be 2 winners and the one that responds first will have first preference &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If the winners don’t respond within a week, I will pick new ones&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;The giveaway ends June 1st&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Good luck everyone &lt;span&gt; \(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;✿&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;◕‿◕&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48940941547</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48940941547</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:05:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A good bra is a thing of beauty. I just put this one on 5...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08fc4b9b923a16c2ab1997b9a0bcddfd/tumblr_mlrr2ci8Kh1qfs3ejo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A good bra is a thing of beauty. I just put this one on 5 minutes ago and I already feel like it has changed my life. I feel so lifted! so supported! When I sit down my boobs are no longer practically in my lap!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Screw you Victoria’s Secret, for making me think that wimpy bras were normal.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48782170698</link><guid>http://magneticcrotch.tumblr.com/post/48782170698</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:56:36 -0400</pubDate><category>it's the cleo by panache cara balconette if you're curious</category></item></channel></rss>
